If I have to hear someone tell me one more time that all my depression and anxiety problems will go away if I just “try harder and think positive” I’m going to start slapping people.
If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering.
YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS
OMG!!!!! Thank you for posting this, it is glorious!!!
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen
I want to be friends with these people :D
|Me:||The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.|
|Customer-support-guy:||Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?|
|Me:||I can't- the computer's frozen.|
|CSG:||Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.|
|Me:||. . .|
|Me:||What did you just say?|
|CSG:||Have you tried turning it-|
|Me:||Did you just quote Sherlock?|
|CSG:||. . .|
|CSG:||. . .|
|Me:||FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.|
|CSG:||OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.|
|Me:||YOU BET IT IS.|
|*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*|
|CSG:||So which episode are you watching?|
|Me:||The Great Game.|
|CSG:||Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.|
|Me:||Is there some way I can tip you or something?|
“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND
I desperately need to understand
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Was this scene cut from the movie??!!
Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??
The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.
No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.
oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY
It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)
Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.
I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!
But honestly, if there’s two girls walking down the street, one with nice smokey eyes and a classy red lipstick and another with shoved up hair and no makeup, you’re going to be looking at the one who made an effort, and if boys do prefer natural girls, why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup who actually get the boyfriends?
Tell me about it
bless this post
Because they don’t actually want natural, they want the illusion of natural. They want girls to secretly spend hours getting themselves ready for the guys they date; to practice putting on makeup in their spare time. They want girls with long flowing hair, but don’t want to hear or deal with how long it takes to get it to look that way. Let alone how much stuff we have to put in it to get it to STAY that way.
We’re supposed to be NATURALLY perfect, you see? It offends them to see the lie behind it all.
Which is why guys who say they like “natural” girls are generally assholes and not worth your time.
my sincerest apologies
I am actually CRYING over how funny this is
pls send help