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15 the best tv-characters ever: Juliet Burke (LOST)

” I’m not a leader. I’m a mess.

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nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

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melkorwashere:

undoherdamage:

misbehavingmaiar:

gonedolin:

misbehavingmaiar:

YOU FLEW OVER IT AN YOU DIDN’T EVEN LOOK DOWN????

WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?

maeglin:

(It’s okay, Sauron. Maybe it was so foggy you couldn’t see a wide open, mountainless area that for no reason at all whatsoever could hold any population. Nah, don’t stress about it man.)

I WAS BLEEDING OUT THE NECK 

AND THERE WERE EAGLES 

okay but imagine gondolin when a dark, blood-dripping cloud passes overhead suddenly

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and years later…

Ah,Sauron. You grow old and don’t see many things x)

and i needed any excuse to draw sauron’s bat-style-red-outfit x)

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/5] favorite female characters; lagertha lothbrok

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potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

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thatguyhasabeardandmoxie:

bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

Fuck yes. Now the real question is… Will they fill my stomach in one bite?

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tomatozombie:

Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako

omgosh i love them

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commanderabutt:

"No, I wouldn’t date bisexuals."
image"There’s nothing wrong with bisexuals…it’s just…"
image"I’m just afraid of the competition. They’re greedy. "image

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kittenclayton:

throwawaysouls:

xemptfromxplanations:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

REFERENCE OMG

YUUUUUUUUUUUP!

neat

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fairytalemood:

"Wild Swans" by obsidian / Wooh NaYoung

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commodifiedsouls:

ecumenicalseeker:

cryaotichiddles:

I found this, so I thought I’d chime in on this.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Yup, it really happened.

OMG

commodifiedsouls:

ecumenicalseeker:

cryaotichiddles:

I found this, so I thought I’d chime in on this.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Yup, it really happened.

OMG

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Dr. Krantz and Clyde mounted at the Smithsonian. Still my favorite thing ever.

Before Krantz died, he said to Smithsonian anthropologist David Hunt, “I’ve been a teacher all my life and I think I might as well be a teacher after I’m dead, so why don’t I just give you my body.” When Hunt agreed, Krantz added, “But there’s one catch: You have to keep my dogs with me.”

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